Poem -

Writers Block

What could I write to make me some money

It will have to be smart it will have to be funny

It will have to be something that makes all women cry

It will have to be something that makes all men ask why

It can’t be the truth and it can’t be a lie

It will have to be short and it will have to be sweet

It will have to be something people talk about when ever they meet

It will have to be something that when you read it your life feels complete

It will have to be something that brings us together

It will have to be something that is bound in leather

It will have to be something that lives on forever

It will have to be something written another day

Because writing all this just got in the way

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