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Teenage Day

OH NO! I’m late for school.

I’m in trouble now.

I’ve broken the rules.

I sit in my class try to stay awake.

Eyes are heavy, I begin to flake.
 

The new girl in class she’s staring at me.

I look back at her my heart my heart skips a beat.

I feel the blood drain from my face.

It’s starting to flow to another place.

Mother of god!  It’s happening again.

Control of my body i can’t maintain.

I can’t stand up i cannot move.

The pressure is mounting, please make it drop.

Think of foot ball or snooker it just needs to stop.
 

I hate my teenage life, being a teenage boy.

Everything is just designed to annoy.

The adults that moan are the Bain of my life.

“If you don’t change you won’t find a wife”.

I want my freedom I want to drink, I want to smoke.

Just chill out with my mates be a regular bloke.
 

Xbox,  Sony or Nintendo Wii.

They’re what I want, they’ll do for me.

I want the pictures.

I want to watch tv.
 

My Parents embarrass,

They think I’m their slave

But just peace on my own

That’s what I crave.
 

I lay in my bed I dream of the girl

A hypnotic effect she makes my head whirl

I think I love her, but that is my secret

I can’t tell a soul, this does remain sacred.

I think of her, and I go all aquiver

I go weak at the knees and I start to shiver.

I’ll ask her tomorrow I’ll make the leap

But for now I’ve had a hard day.

I’m going to sleep.

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