You Smell !!!

Every time you come around, 
I smell you odor strong!
A ripe cabbaged skunk, 
Sweating in a thong!

A garbage can party,
Full of rodents plenty,
Or a pile of black licorice,
Stinky, stinky, scenty!

Rotten eggs hovering,
In a pool of expired milk,
Or cat pee that's been deliberately mixed,
With a banana slugs silk!

Your hair smells like fart,
From the wrestler Rakishi,
Or the sweatiest gym socks,
Wrapped around Sushi!

A homeless hobo reunion,
Wearing skunk hats,
Or a dead body pile-up,
Surrounded by wet dogs and cats!

Your clothes smell like ammonia,
One sniff and I'm dizzy,
Your breath can be seen with the naked eye,
And your hair is super frizzy.

You have stains on your shirt all the time,
Brown spots of who-knows-what,
Your teeth is all shattered up,
And your gums smell like Sumo butt!

Your body is epically toxic,
Britney Spears sung about you,
But I guess she couldn't smell,
What you've put me through!

Your body odor is so strong,
My nose hairs are burnt!
You need to bathe in bleach,
That's what I've learnt.

I try my best not to be mean,
But your smell makes things worse,
It's as if your body has recently been,
Contacted by an odor curse!

I'll keep my distance, I really have to,
My nostrils are at stake,
It's a miracle to me, and everyone else,
The different odors that you make!

You should be in a rubber bubble,
To protect mother Earth,
If you say that you are clean,
Then I'd hate to see the worst!

You smell really really bad, 
And I just thought I'd let you know,
And since I'm feeling light-headed,
I think it's time to go!

You smell!