Nelson's Grocery list
Nelson is a guy who can't help but rhyme,
When he writes down anything, his words chime.
Today is Nelson's shopping day, all he has left is bread,
So he writes out a grocery list, and this is what it read;
Ground beef, ground turkey, chicken nuggets, beef jerky,
Oranges, bananas, apples, fresh turkey,
Lettuce, croutons, ranch, cheese squares,
Skim milk, fresh salmon, pineapples, pears.
Corn, cucumbers, lettuce, tomato,
Eggs, cheese, bagels, potato,
Flowers, avocado, mushrooms, dried fruit,
Crackers, ice cream, and herbal root.
Peanut butter, jelly, nachos, fries,
Peach cobbler, banana pudding, fresh apple pies,
Celery, squash, Pepper and salt,
Muffin mix, beef dogs, hamburgers, malt,
Pizza, taco shells, salsa, chips,
Cheez-its, oatmeal, sugar, gripz,
Flour, pork chops, moose, deer,
Scorpion tails, Fish fins, juice, mouse ear.
Goblin butt, lizard tooth, bull tongue, spiders,
Seasonings, onions, and fresh ogre ciders,
Pre-molded cheese, expired milk, tree bark, dirt,
Dragon legs, mermaid tails, unicorn's heel, squirt.
Peaches, eggplant, dinosaur neck, toes,
Frog backs, toad stomachs, fresh donkey nose,
Lion mane, tiger tail, bear chin, beets,
Watermelon, quail, and porcupine feet
Fairy dust, blue grass, komodo dragon spit,
Skunk sausage, snake rattle, horse hoof with the split,
King crab, African shrimp, Jamaican coconut, carrots,
Zebra cheek, monkey fists, and three Alaskan parrots
This concludes Nelson's grocery list.
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hi Matthew clever fun poem much enjoyed congrats x