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Oh, Lordy!

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Dulcie Monroe

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, are you that horny, horny, horny?

I am that horny, horny, horny, honey.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, please help me!

Because I feel so corny,corny, corny?

Or am I just plain horny?

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