A perfect friend

If your friend goes on a cruise you must do a very good deed

you can give them a book on titanic to read

how excited and happy they will be to get it from you

and realise what a lovely thing you do

If they go on a plane then don't despair

give them air force one to watch as they are in the air

they will love it and thank you a lot

because they know what a lovely friend they have got

If its a train journey they decide to try

give them murder on the orient express, they will cry

as they will be happy and filled with delight

and see you are the one that fills their day with light

If they decide to travel by bus instead today

give them speed to watch and they will say

'what a great friend you are to me'

then you can leave and giggle tee hee

If they decide to travel by bike

give them a flat tyre so they have to hike

then laugh as you run away and hide

and laugh all the way home because they cried

So try to be a good friend to them to the end

and make sure these lovely gifts that you send

you think they will love you forever and ever

but they will run away and will see you never