Comedy

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Paterson, New Jersey...

Paterson, New Jersey December 1, 1957

Amidst the Homo sapien species
one anonymous baby birthed:
I recount one little known piece...

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WINTER FLOWERS

WINTER FLOWERS

If I could pretend to be a Bendable Toy...

I wouldn't have to worry about how far someone would go...

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Many British thermal units*...

Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, โ€“
whose alter egos...

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We (the missus and I) kvell...

We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES!

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

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Happiness is a new wireless...

Happiness is a new wireless mouse

I bought from Staples earlier today
November 18th, 2024
cuz the the older one malfunctioned...

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CRUISE DREAMING

CRUISE DREAMING

A NEW SPECIAL
โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹
Fours of Cruise Daily Living...

Why isn't it called the Great...

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YEARS TO COUNT TWENTY

YEARS TO COUNT TWENTY

Don't we just love Reports?

Do we not question the timing?

Eighty Seven Thousand new IRS...

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Poetic letter Putin the...

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action...

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do...

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Hooray for Captain...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding...

though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho...

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The fine art of making excuses

The fine art of making excuses

which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an...

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No objection to cold...

No objection to cold weather, but...

ah jest wanna boomerang
back into the womb
versus being threatened
courtesy beastie...

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Need some medicine?

He told a lie
Several times
On the phone
On the line
Of a Dutch cannibal town...

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Number forty seven - White...

Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined...

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Say Bye Bye

Say Bye Bye

Say bye bye to Biden today
And for Kamalla, there is no tomorrow
Proving to both her and...

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Two Times Four Plus One

Humour

Two Times Four Plus One

In any one life
itโ€™s true
thereโ€™s bound to be
a fair amount of happiness
and...

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Aftermath

Satire

Aftermath


Is anyone else frickin glad
to wake up on the morning after Halloween
knowing, you...

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Ode to Thor, My Dog

Animal Comedy

Ode to Thor, My Dog

You bound through the house like a furry tornado,
With more speed than a caffeinated tomato.
...