Comedy

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Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

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Once again, yours truly...

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...

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NEW SHOPPING TREND

INSPIRED

NEW SHOPPING TREND

A Woman gave everyone a great idea...

Ladies...

Try AT YOUR OWN RISK...

According...

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Ah... the glory of a...

Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

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Believe

Believe

If you can't believe in yourself
That should not be a problem
Believe in someone else...

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A (starry eyed) burst of...

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

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Crime busting Houston...

Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...

formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every...

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Lost dexterity since...

Lost dexterity since fingers tap away at qwerty keyboard...

since being a student in grade, junior and high school
analogous to geometry proof how lack of use...

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&&&&

time in sale
of sailing boates
and worship

kneeling on mountains looking out
...

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Lemme regale you with...

Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance

Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars...

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cant spell

i am tired
i tried to live a gentle life
just looking out at the horizen hoping one day i...

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Poet who exhibits panache -...

Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

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no water money karma

leaving going somewhere
nowhere
when.... why...... where is left

uneasy to moods...

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a cough

distractions to all its beauty
she Lit a joint in one hand
and a glass of his blood in...

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it was i

dying

how lost
in the last

to the rhymes no need
nor need to this rhythm...

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si tu t'appelles...

si tu t'appelles melancolie - oui

if your name is melancholy,
the scant tidbits I know of French.

perfect cold day to down...

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Inspection will NOT take...

Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025...

but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later...