Comedy

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cant spell

i am tired
i tried to live a gentle life
just looking out at the horizen hoping one day i...

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Poet who exhibits panache -...

Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

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no water money karma

leaving going somewhere
nowhere
when.... why...... where is left

uneasy to moods...

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a cough

distractions to all its beauty
she Lit a joint in one hand
and a glass of his blood in...

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it was i

dying

how lost
in the last

to the rhymes no need
nor need to this rhythm...

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si tu t'appelles...

si tu t'appelles melancolie - oui

if your name is melancholy,
the scant tidbits I know of French.

perfect cold day to down...

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Inspection will NOT take...

Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025...

but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later...

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HO HO WHOA Second Chance...

HO HO WHOA Second Chance algorithm drawing for January 17, 2025

No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed,
and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025...

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Inauguration Day 2025 -...

Inauguration Day 2025 - Monday, January 20, 2025, 12:00 PM

Aforementioned event interestingly enough
coincides with Martin Luther King Junior day.

The...

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Sarah.

Sarah.

she keeps chattering
this man having so many
women in his life

he loves feeling...

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Look no further than the...

Look no further than the nose on your face...

for Mutualism among Homo sapiens
long thought to be a pipe dream
case in point sited by a...

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rough copy

rough copy

my eyes are clouded to every beam of light
a sonic thought of cell towers

striking its...

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Ashen faced Prometheus...

Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry

Whether arsonist at fault
or confluence of ripe conditions
triggering perfect firestorm,...

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"Aliens!" I...

"Aliens!" I shouted above the roar of the blaze.

Please rescue us from this godforsaken place
veritable hellscape, where angels fear ingress....

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Upon a dark and stormy...

Upon a dark and stormy night...

as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky...

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SHAKE , SHAKE, SHAKE A DEMON

SHAKE , SHAKE, SHAKE A DEMON

They fall so easily don't they?

Give them the limelight long enough for them to think they're...

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Listen to Me

Listen to Me

Listen to me I only speak the truth
I hate cat's that's what I do
I don't know why
...