Comedy

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I sing the praises of...

I sing the praises of Sterilite

(even Mary Poppins would tout
a plug for said company she would spout
forcing playthings...

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July first two thousand and...

July first two thousand and twenty five...

signals the eighth year we lived
at our present location,
where fringe benefits (a plug) for...

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ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

What would you do?

So many choices...

Imagine if this turned out to be your very last...

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Donning rubber gloves, the...

(plus cutlery, pots pans, et cetera) in the kitchenette sink.

Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes...

She started what would immediately become
a first and last generation tradition
(the spouse...

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Gonifs and gossips revisited

Gonifs and gossips revisited

since originally being crafted
approximately half dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago...

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Within the threescore and...

Within the threescore and six orbitz that span my lifetime...

the impact of current
Fourth Industrial Revolution (4IR),
also known as Industry 4.0...

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OFF TO ANOTHER

OFF TO ANOTHER

FOOLS WEARING SHOES
CANT CHOOZE
TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT

BEHIND THINKING
IN...

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I possess an unusual knack...

I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining...

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END THE RIDICULOUSNESS

END THE RIDICULOUSNESS

Bring back the $1,000 A Head REWARD WANTED with Photo...

Make all US Citizens US Marshalls with a...

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Yours truly like most every...

Yours truly like most every hominid linkedin...

to genus and species of Homo sapiens,
(who trod across oblate spheroid
since time immemorial...

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Rat In The House

Rat In The House

There’s a rat in the house, it’s absurdly plump..
Too chunky by far to squeeze past a bump!

...

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Social media workout

Sharing

What shall I say,
to impress,

what platform on,

should I show off my new dress....

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A WOMAN ♀️

A WOMAN ♀️

I loved you you despised me
I protected you you abandoned me
We drunk red wine together...

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YOU TOO

YOU TOO

INTO THE MOODS DANCING TO EVERY PLEASURE GIVEN
EVEN LIES SHOWED UP WALKING BY TO A PATH ONCE LIVED...

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A New Art?

Lazy is an art form
I am just not sure what category.
It is a new version of behavioral art...

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Luviz

Love one... and others!

Your x marks the spot at the end of a love letter you were sending

...

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NA NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA NA

If only they knew the images they make to come to mind...

Especially mine...

If you do it...