Comedy

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February 27th, 2018...

February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024

I believed fortune cookie maxim
cryptic message couched
Apple Macbook Pro update process...

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Pants

pants are wot we in the UK call gentleman's undergarments...

Is it just me,
or has some global conspiracy
by any chance
just been conceived and...

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YOU ALREADY STARTED

BLACK MALE MESSAGE

YOU ALREADY STARTED

I see you at work already...

That went a lot quicker than I thought...

You must have read...

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LISTS ARE VERY HELPFUL

LISTS ARE VERY HELPFUL

To be added to a List sure makes it easy and allows more free time...

With a List things are very...

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POLARS WITH MOLARS


Spare a thought please for these two polars
Both are having problems with their molars...

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Everyone nose, especially...

Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn...

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I aim to live in the here ...

I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy...

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Roaches on porches

A full huddle of roaches ,standing still waiting for the game to start I turn my head and see them going to...

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Tear drop

I knew when I meet you that the tear couldn't hide under the ocean.When I looked at you and licked the tear...

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GOOD WORK

GOOD WORK

How long did you have to work to provide for this?

Easy work?

No sweat?

โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹That...

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Literate lettered...

Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life

I feel honored, and flattered to acquaint myself (a married youthful looking sexagenarian solitudinarian...

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HIPPIE BABY

A SHOUT OUT TO MY 60'S LOVE & Peace

HIPPIE BABY

Baby girl born into a house with Hippie Brothers...

The 70's will be here soon...

What is...

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DREAM TEAM

DREAM TEAM

Make your Dreams bigger...

When you get there remember all energy needs to be grounded...

...

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WHO CAN DISAGREE?

WHO CAN DISAGREE?

I'm not denying anything you believe...

This is actually very helpful...

I really need to...

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If I were an fox

(short and sweet)

If I were an fox

If I were a fox Iโ€™d be dumb and frail
Iโ€™d spare the hare and eat my tail

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The humble cockroach -

The humble cockroach -

Survival of one wreath speck table insect,
(poll ease pod din me Elmer Fudd speak)
thus...

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Secret Service

Secret Service

You can just not kill that man
Why do you even keep trying
Just keep making your plans...