Comedy

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Ice-Slide

Senryu

Ice-Slide


three giggling penguins

frozen water, rock of ice

belly flops ahoy.

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"Extra! Extra! Read...

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

Not a crock of ... but bull heave me,
you heard (read) right here from me
the horse's mouth...

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ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT...

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

Yours truly (me)
just an ordinary primate from the human zoo,
who while ambling along...

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"Boo"

"Boo"



I’ll be your fantasy ghost
chase you in the dark
tickle your mind
...

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Miniscule male member doth...

Miniscule male member doth bend sinister

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...

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Black and blue boo boo...

Black and blue boo boo bruises courtesy hurled Bobo box

No matter I sustained multiple contusions about the face and neck and minor head concussion after the...

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Victorious flirtatious...

Victorious flirtatious foreplay

I awoke early - now my body will sleep,
though thoughts rise like the Azores
of snuggling...

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Time bracketed between...

Time bracketed between initial birthday and present birthdate

October seventeenth
nineteen hundred sixty one
and October seventeenth
two thousand...

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The ached

The ached

I walk
. Watching
being watch
Fingers dancing
on my balled skull
Like a...

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When urinating into the...

When urinating into the toilet bowl...

yours truly (me) could not help but notice
while living social at various residences
within...

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February 27th, 2018...

February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024

I believed fortune cookie maxim
cryptic message couched
Apple Macbook Pro update process...

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Pants

pants are wot we in the UK call gentleman's undergarments...

Is it just me,
or has some global conspiracy
by any chance
just been conceived and...

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YOU ALREADY STARTED

BLACK MALE MESSAGE

YOU ALREADY STARTED

I see you at work already...

That went a lot quicker than I thought...

You must have read...

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LISTS ARE VERY HELPFUL

LISTS ARE VERY HELPFUL

To be added to a List sure makes it easy and allows more free time...

With a List things are very...

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POLARS WITH MOLARS


Spare a thought please for these two polars
Both are having problems with their molars...

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Everyone nose, especially...

Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn...

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I aim to live in the here ...

I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy...