Comedy

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Will wonders never cease!?

Will wonders never cease!?

Alternately titled: Last of the fluff
belonging to a Mohican
Norwegian bachelor farmer...

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YOU INSULTED THEM?

They seem to be telling you they are a lot more intelligent than you said about them...

You said...

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Karmasutra

    Karmasutra



I am a woman
of the Earth
I want my world to shake from the skies to the...

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UNDERSTANDING DISTRIBUTION...

Many people who are earning $100,000 a year are probably thinking how much they could benefit from someone...

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The Invention of Laughter

The Invention of Laughter


Ah yes...
the magnificent
Time-Machine...
I wonder will it be me
who...

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Tonight is Gonna be a Fight

Tonight is Gonna be a Fight

Tonight is gonna be a good night
May the best man win
Even if she's a woman
Tonight...

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I feel in fĂĽhrer rated and...

I feel in fĂĽhrer rated and envious...

entrapped within webbed wide world
weft as a rump pulled stilts skein
at warp speed...

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ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

One of the first to yell...

​​​​​​One of the first to have left the Basket...

They all have...

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Trident White Rhapsody

Pleasure and a more dazzling smile

Trident White Rhapsody

Today I chewed a single gum
'Twas a piece of Trident White
My face fell fast as if I had...

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A Shetland Pony

A Shetland Pony

Daddy, I said I wanted a pony,
and I suppose that I ought to be glad,
but daddy, you bought...

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By George (burn hing* hard)...

By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged...

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The reign of Stormy Daniels

The reign of Stormy Daniels

born Stephanie Gregory Clifford
alternately titled:
breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed!

...

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A Depression Poem

I've given all my cares away
I hardly care at all today
I've used up all the life in me...

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A Very Poetic Finish

A Very Poetic Finish

Right under Cedric’s house
lived an enormous alligator
a pet he kept secret, for many years...

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No one knew how...my love

No one  knew how...my love

You take the moments
the memories
and forget who I am to you

while loving...

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Sneezing fit – tests nasal...

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the...

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Defecation accidentally...

Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est...