Comedy

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EXPENSIVE DIRT

What can you grow in this?

Is it even edible?

Who's really paying for this?

Is that...

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Thousand Names

Thousand Names

You know Me by a thousand names
and even though I am all of them at once.
I don’t reveal...

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JOY!

We got it...

JOY! JOY! JOY!

I'm sure that's what they say every time they are spending...

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ZERO DOWN

Please tell me how this makes sense...

They can come and kill us, our children, our loved ones...

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Timeless Memory

Timeless Memory


If you can't remember your passwords
Your shit out of luck
You can't bet or use an...

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WHEN THE UNIVERSE FIGHTS BACK

Try not to laugh...

I know you want to keep it serious...

Instant Karma they say......

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SCENIC ROUTE

The Grass looks green...

The Sky is blue...

And then...

Oh Signs...

Those...

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I share one of my earlier...

I share one of my earlier attempts at cerebral entertainment.

I share one of my earlier attempt at cerebral entertainment.
Folie Ă  deux
("shared madness,"...

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IF YOU COULD HEAR YOUR ANGEL

IF YOU COULD HEAR YOUR ANGEL

If you could listen and hear?

Sometimes your heart beats for your attention...

Partners in...

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CHANGE FOR YOUR BENEFITS

NO CHILDREN PLEASE

How do you get the most bang for your Buck?

Let's see who gets more and go with that?

Do...

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Aftermath from this er...

Aftermath from this er...

attempt to break thru Hadrian's Wall
while roam'n across cyberspace of urban sprawl
dark...

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NOT A STRONG SUIT

NOT A STRONG SUIT

If they spent as much time on fact than on twisting...

They may actually do something great?...

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On becoming a night owl...,

no matter whether or not ya give a hoot

On becoming a night owl...,

especially after feeling super charged
watching the second night of
Democratic National...

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Daddy Dearest

I truly tried this time.

Daddy Dearest

Well once again it’s Father’s Day
So guess I just have this to say….

Thank you dad for all...

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Dear future husband

To the man God has promised me

Dear future husband

Dear future husband.
We haven’t yet met.
I’m quite sure of that.
We will not meet...

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I leave buying food at the...

I leave buying food at the market to the spouse...

one helluva comparative
humdinger savvy shopper,
who can rattle off the best buy
for...

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HUSBAND SWITCH

Congratulations!

You're going shopping?

​​​​DEI prices right?

Does that mean a...