Comedy

Don't we just love Reports?

Do we not question the timing?

Eighty Seven Thousand new IRS...

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do...

though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho...

which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an...

ah jest wanna boomerang
back into the womb
versus being threatened
courtesy beastie...

regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined...

Say bye bye to Biden today
And for Kamalla, there is no tomorrow
Proving to both her and...

In any one life
it’s true
there’s bound to be
a fair amount of happiness
and...

Is anyone else frickin glad
to wake up on the morning after Halloween
knowing, you...

You bound through the house like a furry tornado,
With more speed than a caffeinated tomato.
...

Sad old man in a grey suit
pretending to be
the life and soul of the party
his...

Analogous to beckoning
think fickle finger of fate doth allure
gussied up with
...

three giggling penguins

frozen water, rock of ice

belly flops ahoy.

Not a crock of ... but bull heave me,
you heard (read) right here from me
the horse's mouth...

Yours truly (me)
just an ordinary primate from the human zoo,
who while ambling along...

I’ll be your fantasy ghost
chase you in the dark
tickle your mind
...

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...