Comedy

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ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

One of the first to yell...

​​​​​​One of the first to have left the Basket...

They all have...

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Trident White Rhapsody

Pleasure and a more dazzling smile

Trident White Rhapsody

Today I chewed a single gum
'Twas a piece of Trident White
My face fell fast as if I had...

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A Shetland Pony

A Shetland Pony

Daddy, I said I wanted a pony,
and I suppose that I ought to be glad,
but daddy, you bought...

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By George (burn hing* hard)...

By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged...

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The reign of Stormy Daniels

The reign of Stormy Daniels

born Stephanie Gregory Clifford
alternately titled:
breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed!

...

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A Depression Poem

I've given all my cares away
I hardly care at all today
I've used up all the life in me...

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A Very Poetic Finish

A Very Poetic Finish

Right under Cedric’s house
lived an enormous alligator
a pet he kept secret, for many years...

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No one knew how...my love

No one  knew how...my love

You take the moments
the memories
and forget who I am to you

while loving...

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Sneezing fit – tests nasal...

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the...

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Defecation accidentally...

Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est...

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EXPENSIVE DIRT

What can you grow in this?

Is it even edible?

Who's really paying for this?

Is that...

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Thousand Names

Thousand Names

You know Me by a thousand names
and even though I am all of them at once.
I don’t reveal...

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JOY!

We got it...

JOY! JOY! JOY!

I'm sure that's what they say every time they are spending...

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ZERO DOWN

Please tell me how this makes sense...

They can come and kill us, our children, our loved ones...

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Timeless Memory

Timeless Memory


If you can't remember your passwords
Your shit out of luck
You can't bet or use an...

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WHEN THE UNIVERSE FIGHTS BACK

Try not to laugh...

I know you want to keep it serious...

Instant Karma they say......

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SCENIC ROUTE

The Grass looks green...

The Sky is blue...

And then...

Oh Signs...

Those...