One of the first to yell...
​​​​​​One of the first to have left the Basket...
They all have...
Today I chewed a single gum 'Twas a piece of Trident White My face fell fast as if I had...
Daddy, I said I wanted a pony, and I suppose that I ought to be glad, but daddy, you bought...
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offers his unsolicited tidbits as scene courtesy the following virtually staged...
born Stephanie Gregory Clifford alternately titled: breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed!
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I've given all my cares away I hardly care at all today I've used up all the life in me...
Right under Cedric’s house lived an enormous alligator a pet he kept secret, for many years...
You take the moments the memories and forget who I am to you
while loving...
The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the...
for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est...
What can you grow in this?
Is it even edible?
Who's really paying for this?
Is that...
You know Me by a thousand names and even though I am all of them at once. I don’t reveal...
We got it...
JOY! JOY! JOY!
I'm sure that's what they say every time they are spending...
Please tell me how this makes sense...
They can come and kill us, our children, our loved ones...
If you can't remember your passwords Your shit out of luck You can't bet or use an...
Try not to laugh...
I know you want to keep it serious...
Instant Karma they say......
The Grass looks green...
The Sky is blue...
And then...
Oh Signs...
Those...