Comedy

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HUSBAND SWITCH

Congratulations!

You're going shopping?

​​​​DEI prices right?

Does that mean a...

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Most mind boggling...

Most mind boggling mysterious mortal? Me!

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
...

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August 13th, 2024 – twenty...

August 13th, 2024 – twenty five plus years since awful series of unfortunate events

Once again tis time to pony up and trot out (neigh - without horsing around) an unforgettable day...

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The Devil's In Town

The Devil's In Town

As I lay my head beneath
the ashes of this dream
under the wild heat and fire
under...

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SPARROWSONG'S SAVING...

Nice Wrap...

​Sparrowsong you have to buy a Present today?

I bought it already...

...

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A Very Grand Finale

A Very Grand Finale


I dreamt, I was a poet

playing the piano

and as I was playing
...

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RAISE OUR HANDS TO JUSTICE

RAISE OUR HANDS TO JUSTICE

Their laughter is another arrow for our Quiver...

We should thank them for the gifts...

...

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A Battle With Irony

Satire

A Battle With Irony

Isn't it funny
I swear, even the ghost of Napoleon
would die laughing

when people say...

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SHE CALLS YOU STUPID?

SHE CALLS YOU STUPID?

She asks what a woman is?

She's married with children?

She's married to them?

They...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...

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Friendliness equals self...

Friendliness equals self sustaining positive feedback fruit loop

My humble apology
for inducing thee
to manure yourself
thru figurative following poop...

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Dusk hoover ring dawn ting...

Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage...

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e...

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THERE'S A RISING

THERE'S A RISING

Awakening is happening...

People seem to not be just settling...

Some say we don't need...

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neither cleanliness nor...

neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide

rather yours truly doth thrive
on keeping the ethos, mythos,
and pathos of Pigpen alive...

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Present wedded bliss ain&...

Present wedded bliss ain't no touchstone...

double negative meaning golden years
joie de vivre of married life unknown
during our...

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I (a youthsome, wholesome,...

I (a youthsome, wholesome, jokesome, handsome,...

gamesome, chucklesome, bothersome,
and awesome modest fellow)...
does not deliberately court...

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If

If

If my Grandchildren ask me
Who put the stars in the sky
And they begin to wonder why
...