Comedy

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Bongo Madness

Satire

Bongo Madness

I’m going to win the lottery
I don’t know when
I just know I will
and when I do...

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HOW TO PUT ON THE RITZ

HOW TO PUT ON THE RITZ

If it's your Wardrobe that makes you Sparkle and Shine...

Do you Sparkle and Shine everywhere you...

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None sense you

Cold to death

no where left
they say he is a mad man
you come to look at me
watching my blackness...

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Happy shiny tummy courtesy....

Happy shiny tummy courtesy...I REM ember in place of stipend

An appetizer, essentially an
out of this world guacamole
quasi Neptune salad,
...

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DEMOCRACY NOW?

There's some people trying to scare people about losing our Democracy...

Do we even really know...

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SCRATCHED RECORD

When a Record is overplayed, the needle on the player tends to scratch after time...

Hollywood is...

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AWARD WORTHY INDEED

I guess it can take awhile for people to do right...

If they thought they couldn't make someone...

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My Brand New Car Has a GPS ...

In 5 meters, turn right.
Turn right now.
You missed the turn... again.
Recalculating...

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science class

In the heart of a bustling classroom,
Girls gathered, a symphony of youth in bloom.
The...

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What happened to my sex drive?

What happened to my sex drive?

(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of --
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone...

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CASTLE DREAMING

Royal Greeting

CASTLE DREAMING

The Home of the King and the Queen...

They know who you are and welcome you...

You must...

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Though a Democrat, I play...

Though a Democrat, I play the devil's advocate...

after reading the article
(published in the July + August 2024
issue of Mother Jones)
...

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JUMP FOR JOY

JUMP FOR JOY

Stretch what you can...

Watch out for the things that snap back...

OUCH!

If a...

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THE VISION

THE VISION

If you need me I'll be in my room...

If you knock and I don't answer I will get back to you......

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Blunt edges of lower...

Blunt edges of lower dentures...

irksomely chafe and dig
(analogous to a bit size backhoe -
contracted courtesy local builders...

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Minion Lisa

Minion Lisa

And to think
they told me
the Botox wouldn't last.

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The Holiday

Married couple Satire

The Holiday

My husband
came home from work
and announced
he'd just won a holiday for two
...