Comedy

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...

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Friendliness equals self...

Friendliness equals self sustaining positive feedback fruit loop

My humble apology
for inducing thee
to manure yourself
thru figurative following poop...

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Dusk hoover ring dawn ting...

Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage...

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e...

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THERE'S A RISING

THERE'S A RISING

Awakening is happening...

People seem to not be just settling...

Some say we don't need...

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neither cleanliness nor...

neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide

rather yours truly doth thrive
on keeping the ethos, mythos,
and pathos of Pigpen alive...

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Present wedded bliss ain&...

Present wedded bliss ain't no touchstone...

double negative meaning golden years
joie de vivre of married life unknown
during our...

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I (a youthsome, wholesome,...

I (a youthsome, wholesome, jokesome, handsome,...

gamesome, chucklesome, bothersome,
and awesome modest fellow)...
does not deliberately court...

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If

If

If my Grandchildren ask me
Who put the stars in the sky
And they begin to wonder why
...

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Bongo Madness

Satire

Bongo Madness

I’m going to win the lottery
I don’t know when
I just know I will
and when I do...

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HOW TO PUT ON THE RITZ

HOW TO PUT ON THE RITZ

If it's your Wardrobe that makes you Sparkle and Shine...

Do you Sparkle and Shine everywhere you...

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None sense you

Cold to death

no where left
they say he is a mad man
you come to look at me
watching my blackness...

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Happy shiny tummy courtesy....

Happy shiny tummy courtesy...I REM ember in place of stipend

An appetizer, essentially an
out of this world guacamole
quasi Neptune salad,
...

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DEMOCRACY NOW?

There's some people trying to scare people about losing our Democracy...

Do we even really know...

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SCRATCHED RECORD

When a Record is overplayed, the needle on the player tends to scratch after time...

Hollywood is...

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AWARD WORTHY INDEED

I guess it can take awhile for people to do right...

If they thought they couldn't make someone...

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My Brand New Car Has a GPS ...

In 5 meters, turn right.
Turn right now.
You missed the turn... again.
Recalculating...

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science class

In the heart of a bustling classroom,
Girls gathered, a symphony of youth in bloom.
The...