Comedy

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What happened to my sex drive?

What happened to my sex drive?

(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of --
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone...

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CASTLE DREAMING

Royal Greeting

CASTLE DREAMING

The Home of the King and the Queen...

They know who you are and welcome you...

You must...

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Though a Democrat, I play...

Though a Democrat, I play the devil's advocate...

after reading the article
(published in the July + August 2024
issue of Mother Jones)
...

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JUMP FOR JOY

JUMP FOR JOY

Stretch what you can...

Watch out for the things that snap back...

OUCH!

If a...

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THE VISION

THE VISION

If you need me I'll be in my room...

If you knock and I don't answer I will get back to you......

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Blunt edges of lower...

Blunt edges of lower dentures...

irksomely chafe and dig
(analogous to a bit size backhoe -
contracted courtesy local builders...

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Minion Lisa

Minion Lisa

And to think
they told me
the Botox wouldn't last.

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The Holiday

Married couple Satire

The Holiday

My husband
came home from work
and announced
he'd just won a holiday for two
...

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Indecent Proposal

Humour

Indecent Proposal


Oh, Shakespeare my darling, to thee I do speak
of a time in my being, I wish we could meet...

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MADE IT TO ITALY

MADE IT TO ITALY

While they remove Comedy from the United States of America...

They send it to Italy as a gesture...

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Breakfast Surprise

Nurseryrhyme Satire

Breakfast Surprise

Humpty Dumpty
jumped off the wall
to take a nice long
morning stroll
...

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BACK PEDALING ON A BICYCLE

Under Biden

BACK PEDALING ON A BICYCLE

Where is the Bicycle Joe Biden was riding?

A. In his Garage with his car and paperwork?

B....

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Troll Time

Satire

Troll Time

Beware, beware
they're hiding everywhere
some are pretty some are grand
some are...

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a driving test from hell

Alright, picture this: We're in the middle of a bustling DMV.
There's a lady here, she's about as...

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ON THE BUS 2

ON THE BUS 2

The sleepy que coordinates itself into one morning entity, boarding seats of metallic glass and engine...

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AN IMPISH POEM

AN IMPISH POEM

IT WAS LATE NOVEMBER, IF I STILL REMEMBER
WHEN THEY DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN’S HEIGHT,
...

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SEPARATE LIVES

SEPARATE LIVES

The Boss...

Teachers...

Life...

A Journey on Every Path...

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