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WHEN THE UNIVERSE FIGHTS BACK

Try not to laugh...

I know you want to keep it serious...

Instant Karma they say...

The thought the Universe was silent and easy going?

​​​​​​I Vote for the Universe...

I can guess your choice...

The one who fell flat?

sparrowsong 

 

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Wilford Barker

O Sparrowsong.
I was also a victim many times.
I was driving with my window down, and the snowplow drenched me while on my way to work.
OMG.

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sparrowsong

Hello Wilford...

Oh no!

You're not the only one my friend...

I was on my way to a wedding...

My dress caught on fire...

Fortunately, I had time to buy another one...

​​​​​​There was still enough material that I could go inside and not get yelled at for indecent exposure...

It could have gone a lot worse...

Like when a Grill exploded at me...

That was interesting...

I didn't have to cook after all...

That's when I found out eyelashes don't grow back...

I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to...

Sometimes, we are innocent or something we forgot about and the Universe was in the mood to do a funny...

Someone made it mad and our perfect timing?

It's way of saying...

Hello...

Wake up!

The Universe has a funny way of expressing itself even when we don't think it's funny...

Thank you for your kind comment...

sparrowsong

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