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POLARS WITH MOLARS

 
Spare a thought please for these two polars 
Both are having problems with their molars 
They can't chew on the ringed seals too well
The pain is uncomfortable and hurts like hell

A polar bear dentist is really difficult to find 
Going private is something to bear in mind 
Google says a polar bear has forty two teeth 
Doesn't say how many can cause them grief 

Toothache certainly isn't fun for this polar pair
In the Artic chill they certainly must take care
I sincerely hope their molars get fixed very soon
Been a problem for them since the start of June

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