THE COMMODE OF COSMIC KARMA

Christos Loves Buddha
and Buddha Loves Christos
and when they get together
they make jokes that are quite funny

And like money in your toilet
that won't flush because a hairnet
is connected to the handle
and is tied so none can move it

But then comes a bright candle
that is burning most consistent
and the flame is thus held under
this most inconvenient hairnet

Now the strands they are a burning
and the flames they are a growning
and the binding that did hold this handle
hostage is now falling

So please do flush this toilet with aplomb
and feel your mind go softly numb
as all the debts you thought you owed
are washed away in this commode