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Computer novice....

I'm really still an novice,
I just don't have a clue,
How to use a computer the way that others do..
When I try to send an email, it's a gamble everytime,
Whether the person receives it,
Or if I've posted it online!! 

I press every button and just hope for the best,
To learn to work out Twitter that's my latest quest....
Snapchat and instagram seem so easy for the youth, 
But for me it's double dutch and I'm telling you the truth!! 

Filters and emojis,whatsapp and Skype,can all be very helpful
If you can use them right...

Mistakes I make them daily,
it's driving me insane, 
I refuse to blame my age,it's  just my menopausal brain..

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!... I'm so with you sister girl!!...... and I've been using this thing for two years...... of course all I do is write...... may have something to do with it (smiles).......ALL STARS !!......thanx for the laughter PAULINE!!.......LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xo. ?✳✴☀

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Pauline Byrne

Aw thanks so much Tony,we can't all be good at everything lol... You may be bad with technology but you're a fantastic writer!!

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