Everyone has been bullied but nobody was a bully
Isn’t that silly?
So forgive me for my honesty
Lord have mercy, 'for I have been a bully'
There are reasons I could be a mean one
I’ll give you a few examples of some
Annoying oranges I would crush
Disruptive jackasses I would beat up
Grade school tattle tails ever ready to snitch
Killjoys and whiners that always have a bitch
They all became objects that I’d despise
When they saw me coming they’d cower and hide
The worst to whom I would be mean
Were those who demanded to be seen
Attention whores I would humiliate and buffoon
Munchausen trollers I’d always lampoon
Yes it’s true, though I was bullied
I could be a bully too
So what about you?
Do you suffer from selective déjà vu?
Before you lament on how you suffered
Think about how you treated others
Then take a look in the mirror
You maybe that which you most fear
The biggest bully you’ve ever knew
Might be the one looking back at you