Confidence of A Drunk

I am so Sexy!

Got my drink on!
I was the man 
at the club 
tonight!

I am so Sexy!

All the girls
wanted to
dance
with this
stud!

I am so Sexy!

After a few JD's
I can do anything
Don't need an UBER!

I am so Sexy!

Got in my Mustang
doing 120
on the 5 
Police sirens
blaring
next thing 
I know it
I fall asleep
in a Jail cell
waking up
to a big guy next
to me
Whispering 

You So Sexy!