CONKERS

His was held together by a sturdy shoelace 
The school conkering contest now taking place
After a few swipes he got himself a oner 
His best mate's conker soon a goner 

The next opponent went exactly the same way
His conker a twoer was becoming a happy day
Threer and fourer followed in quick succession 
Victory was his was becoming a winning obsession 

The fiver proved much harder than all the rest 
However he got through this difficult test 
When his conker became a sixer he was tired
He was to the rest of the school greatly admired

The sevener never happened as you will see
This boy was now hungry and it was time for tea
No doubt you find this story absolutely bonkers
Young boys with shoelaces tied to conkers