COSMANIAN (mini)...... WORLD TOUR..

Im dreaming about an amazing trip
A Cosmanian world tour
So many interesting characters
I'm curious to find out more

First stop would be Rachel Gardiner
'Cos Stockport isn't that far
Though after reading Miss Darkness's poems
I'd be shit scared to get out of the car!

Shuut uppp! I'm going to Essex
To see Cosmo's funniest poetess
Though after a day at Tracy Timothy's
Jason Lee, would be a fuck'n mess!?X!?

Canada next to see Chris Correia
The church boy from the west
We could share a bottle of whiskey
And put his Weiser salute to the test

Paul Carrol, the Austrian legend
His broken english makes me roar
Its testament to his comedy genius
Makes me laugh though his spellings piss poor!

I'd finish off in sunny Australia
The home of DJ Carey
I'd show Miss Milton how to catch a fish
Get drunk and act a little larey!....