COSMO AWARDS

WTF has happened to Cosmo

It used to be such a cool site

I've seen more life in a mortuary

Since George went bump in the night!

We need to bring back the topics

Before we lose all the talented 'pens'

Its turning into the bloody Stepford Wives

With 'King Willy' giving marks out of ten

We all miss the competition 

Though the winners didn't always seem 'true'

So I've decided to make my own nominations

You win fuck all.....but for now, it'll do

OK here goes, .... Best newcomer 

Awarded to Zane from New York

This dude gets all the chicks going

Though I bet in 'real life' he's a dork...

The comedy award goes to 'Bloody hell love'!?X

A masterpiece from my queen

Tracy always gives me a chuckle

Her observations are borderline obscene !?X

Column of the month goes to Willy

And his legendary 'Poets Pen'

Such great depth to his analysis

I could read them again and again!

Poem of the month is this one

On topic, original and true

I won't get a fucking banner

'Cos Cosmo's admin is poo....