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Cosmo editor be mine Valentine

Cosmo editor be mine Valentine

Cosmo editor
your so sweet
Nominating this creator
as my words
Cannot be beat

I know most of the year
I am a ghastly 
Poetic sinner
one you do not hold dear
But this Bard just wants to
Be the COSMOFUNNEL winner
just a confessional imagist
that you fear

So tonight  relax & pucker up
drink the ale from your stein
Read the ink I put on your cup
MOFO be my Valentine....
 

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