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Cough Drops & Vix Vapor Rub

author
Irelynn

My nose is a faucet and I'm a nozzle less sink
My wind pipes are dusty and I cough even after I Β drink
My head is all granular
Pain sharp like a nova spectacular Β 
Give me a pat or a cough drop quick
Damn damn damn
DamnΒ 
I'm sick
Β 

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Total votes: 3
Tags: 
Cold Funny Sickness
Poetry Genre: 
Nonsense
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sparrowsong

Hello Irelynn...

Hope you feel better really soon...

Get some rest...

Being sick and under the weather is a real drag...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Irelynn

Aww thank you! Will do!

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