Poem - 15 November 2017, 06:20

CRACK A SMILE

When old fogies wake up in the morning
And find, they just can’t crack a smile
They should quickly take their medication
Before they get, hostile
WIZDUMBs BY JA 364

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Wisdom

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Comedy

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Humour

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Lorris Morris15 November 2017, 12:25

Smiles..

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