Crazy.

Her eyes they shown like the devils.
Her long blond hair was a wig.
She was as bald as kojak.
She never said who loves ya baby.
But who hates ya sucker.

She drank whiskey mixed with gin.
Her goal in life was to always sin.

She was once a nun.
But was excommunicated.
Because she threatened the mother superior with a loaded gun.
She laughed menacingly and screamed she was just having fun.

She smelled like a skunk.
And was always dangerously drunk.

She was my next door neighbour.
A neighbour from hell.
Day and night all she did was yell.
I always dreaded her ringing my doorbell.

But now she's gone, thank fuck for that.
They took her away, for her lover she did slay.
And away i hope she'll goddamn stay.