Poem -

Cream Corn

Cream Corn

One of life's true pleasures
Is cream corn from a can
Hot or cold it matters not
I'm just a great big fan

I have it with potatoes
Or I spread it on my toast
As topping for my sundae
I love this way the most

People stare and say aloud
“That seems a little weird”
If you've never ever tried it
It's tastier than it appears

I'm really quite a simple dude
Don't need expensive stuff
A dozens cans of yellow gold
That might be just enough!

To satisfy this hungry dude
For a day or two or five
Can't stop this lustful craving
Think I'll try it on apple pie

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Jack Ellison

Hello my dear Cherie!!! You'll soon realize I'm a bit strange but lovable! LOL

Thanks sweetie! Love, Jack xxx

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