Cream Puffs, Pies, And Chocolate Brownies

Cream puffs, pies, and chocolate brownies

Should surely be banned from the planet

They have no real value, no redeeming factor

We stuff our faces like gannets

Moms always says, “Johnie's got a sweet tooth”

So when he chows down like a pig

It gives him the okay to eat gobs of this stuff

Till he no longer can dance a jig

Now there ain't nuttin' bad 'bout being obese

Some very famous people are blimps

Won't name them here for the fear of a lawsuit

It would leave me tattered and limp

But cream puffs, pies, and chocolate brownies

Are delicious morning, noon, and night

For breakfast, lunch, or important meetings

They're evil but such a delight!