Creating Tony JR

Rumors have
been Circulating
In The Cosmofunnel's Newsroom
That the recent festivities 
was
a "Shotgun Wedding"
Yet because of VIP Status
of the Poet and Poetess 
Involved
the editor
was reluctant
to put it in print

The fact that the
Vows
were done
In the South
and that plans
were expedited 
Seems to 
comfirm
that Tony Jr
may
be
on his
way

It does need to be
disclosed though
that the information
of the alleged 
scandal
came
from an
Anonymous 
source
in form 
of a 
British Dossier 
Paid and bought
for
By no one
as we 
poets are broke

In any event
whether
the information
is confirmed
true or false
the substance
of this poem
is for comedic 
purposes
only
to celebrate
the union
of a dear
cosmo
couple
that many
Love 
and Cherish

Congratulations to the Taylors