Poem -
CUM FACE..
Everybody has a cum face
Yes....even Susan Boyle
Members of the clergy have one
And even the Princess Royal
On porn stars, it looks so horny
When they're acting out a scene
In reality, it looks like they're taking a dump
As they're just about to cream!
Perhaps I'm being too fussy
Maybe, I have a lot to learn
I just don't see what's sexy
About watching a hot chick gurn!
There's nothing worse in my book
It always kills the passion
God clearly felt the same
That's why he gave us 'Doggy Fashion'!!.....
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Comments
Oh gosh you are so brave to write this! You are quite right though, reality is something quite different to what you see on the films. I was going to say it flowed well!!! but!!?? It is well written sweety and an enjoyable read, it made me smile this morning when I spotted it. Love you, G xx
Ha ha ha, you truly are shameless Mr Gardiner lol! I'm not sure I could possibly really comment LMAO:)X
quality :)
How did I miss this one Jase?
Maybe I was wiping some crap of my face lol..j/k
gold as always mate x
Cheers guys not been on much recently, but appreciate your comments...
LOL Carey you saucy bugger ;)