CUT

Slicing up vegetables he encountered a disaster
His finger was cut and he hadn't a plaster 
Blood was gushing like a geyser everywhere 
Leaving a mark on his kitchen table and chair 

He took a moment and started to think 
Blood still pouring over his kitchen sink 
To the bathroom he decided he would go 
Hoping that toilet roll would stop the flow 

Wrapped the roll around the troublesome finger 
He has certainly been through the wringer 
Fortunately the blood stopped a short time ago
Disaster struck again he then stubbed his toe