Poem -

Cutting the cords

I tried
cutting the 
Cords
To cable
And direct tv
But my
Russian wife
Teamed up
With her 
Parents 
And colluded
Against me

I told the old
Comrades
that Roko
Had a 100
Russian channels
I did not 
have to pay 
For 
As they
Were free

But the Stalin era
Commies
Simply countered 
argued
my plea
by saying
that none of 
Them were
Listed among 
Their favorite 
Three

So now 
I find myself 
In a pickle
as I am not
Sure what 
to do
as I got 
a couple 
Of Reds
ignoring 
The concepts 
Of their homeland 
and literally
Becoming the
Bourgeoisie 
capitalist 
Bleeding 
RED WHITE AND BLUE

Lol WTF

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Cool write angel 

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