DAN THE SHEEP

i am Dan the sheep i am here eating grass,

and for a soled week there´s a shit stuck to my ars,

other sheep look at me with a fucken stair,

please pull this shit stuck to my ars if you fucken dare,

I blame it on the farmer there is too much manure here ,

for if i eat all this grass my hole will explode i fear ,

i knock my ars off the ground trying not to care,

but this shit is stuck to my ars this is just not fair ,

So here i am in this field as another week has past ,

until something happened , a buildup of gas ,

i hear a rumble and a tumble and my belly hurt´s so ,

i have an awful fucken feeling my ars is about to blow,

I run as fast as i can under a tall tree ,

all the sheep turn their heads and all look at me ,

then it happened my ars was free and my hole did ignite ,

and sent me flying across the fucken  field like the space shuttle in flight ,

As i passed the other sheep my ars sang a song ,

fasten your seat belt dan this flight won´t be long ,

when i came to a stop and thank god it was all over ,

all the sheep are laughing at me while eating fucken clover ,

so in the morning when i get up my diet i will fix ,

fuck the farmer´s fucken grass i am eating weetabix ,

the end 

writen by 

paul o carroll 

ps) sorry about the bad swearing  but it had to be done )