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DANCE PARTY

DANCE PARTY

Knock knock...

It's Open...

Sparrowsong?

Hmm...

A bunch of us are going to the Movies next Friday...

No you're not...

Yes we are...

No you're not...

Why not?

You're coming to my Dance Party...

No we're not...

Yes you are...

Are you on the phone?

Yes...

It's Heidi...

I have her on hold...

Oh ok...

We'll talk about this later...

It starts at 7:00 Friday night...

The Movie starts at 8:00...

The Movie you're not going to?

Right...

Okay...

Sparrowsong you're impossible...

I've been told...

Hello Heidi I'm back...

​​​​​​Sparrowsong is everything okay?

Yes...

I've been invited to the Movies...

The Movies?

Yes...

They're not going...

Wait a minute...

You've been invited to a Movie that they're not going to?

Yup exactly...

Ben's here...

Is he still mad at me?

Yes he is...

He won't tell me what happened...

Will you?

Heidi why does anyone get mad at me?

Umm...

He looks like he's having convulsions again...

Tell him to save it for the Dance floor...

I'll see him next Friday...

I will tell him...

Wait...

He's mad at you and you think he's coming to your party?

No...

I know he's coming to my party...

He's mad at you because?

Umm...

Oh no you didn't...

Yes I did...

You told him the truth?

Yup...

Did you see his wonky Hat?

I couldn't let him walk around with that...

I seriously thought he bought it at a Joke Shop...

​​​​​​Sparrowsong I have a question...

Go ahead...

How are you going to stop them from going to the Movies?

My usual tactic...

​​​​​​You're going to make them feel stupid without even trying?

Yup...

How are you going to do that?

Simple...

Let me ask you a question...

Go ahead...

If I said to you they think someone is worth $10.00 a Ticket and I can prove they're not worth a $1.00 would you go to the Movies?

No...

I have Proof...

Oh of course you do...

Yup the Movies out...

They're coming to the Dance Party...

Yup...

They just don't know it yet...

See you Friday...

See you and Ben Friday...

sparrowsong Ice Queen
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