Poem -
DATE NIGHT BLUES..
Its our date night tonight
So i've prepared the wife a treat
She moans about my hairy balls
So I've trimmed 'em nice and neat!
Shaving round the back
Well that was a fucking trauma
I should of practiced yoga
Couldn't reach around the corner!
I think I may of got carried away
Trimmed my pubic hair too short
My cock's like a plucked turkey
Which isn't a sexy thought!
I don't know how girls do it
I'm so itchy it's driving me mad!
It feels like my balls have been sanded
Or cleaned with a scouring pad!
I might take it easy later
Grind it nice and slow
If I pick up too much speed
It'll make the wifes pussy glow!
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Haha thanks Chris your comments are funnier than my poems LOL, always appreciated my friend :)
Hey Chris everything you and Jason may share; except maybe a razor because if you are bros from seperate hos it might be a little dodgey LOL! It is definitely the twisted Brtitish humour in this write Jason that I love! Say it how it is and no apologies. Only you write this kind of humour that I have found on this site and you make me cry with laughter every time. Observational comedy is the best when it is at its best; and you do it brilliantly! I bow down to your talent and give you the weiser whiskey 5* salute :)x
Haha....Hope the wife appreciated not only the act and then to dedicate a poem to this event :P Nom well deserved as always hun x
Haha probably not Carey but we live in hope, As always I appreciate your comments :)
jason my king of comedy & your 1st follower x that was lmfao just picturing you doing it was hilarious
Aww Tracy your a doll, not only my first follower, but my comedy inspiration, your as sick as me LOL:)
PS not a pretty sight I can tell you :)
thats it blame me lol x bless ya ! whata pic i have in my mind haha
ha ha ha ha
Glad you enjoyed Mark :)