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In Days of Old

This is something my dad used to tell me when i was a nipper I don't Know if he wrote it or not but, It Made me laugh.

In days of old,

When knights were bold,

and paper was'ne invented,

They used to wipe there arse,

with a lump of grass

and walk away contented. :)

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B C

It made me laugh as well - thanks for sharing!

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John Steward

You're welcome it always brings a smile to my face :)

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