Dear Santa all I NEED

Dear Santa

All I NEED this year

Is a stocking full of goodies

And a fridge full of beer

Oh and please don't forget

Maybe a new car

How else am I to get to you

The North Pole is just too far

And don't forget the icing

Of diamonds for my tree

Only 1, no 5 or maybe 10?

Yes that sounds good to me

I don't want a lot this year

Just a few things that I NEED

How about a house, a boat and yatt

That's not too much, agreed?

Oh wait I can't forget

There's one more little thing

A vacation to Hawaii and

A huge new diamond ring

I also NEED a purse full of cash

Of course that is a given

Also a extra mansion where

I can go in the winter to live-in

Let's see I think that is it

I think that is all

Nope wait I will also NEED

My own huge shopping mall

One that has all I want

With stores and shops galore

Where I can pick all I want

That I don't have to pay for

I guess that is all I NEED

But if you ask me

What I WANT this year

Please bring love and laughter

To all that I hold dear