DEATH BY DUREX

Once upon a time, two teens fell in love 
Life was perfect, they were blessed from above 
She was so sexy, like a Hollywood star
He was a hunk who drove a fast car
This Prince was so charming, she couldn't resist 
She could melt an ice cube with a single kiss 
Then one day while they were getting it on 
His condom split and things began to go wrong 
She confirmed she was pregnant, she took a home test 
Which drove him to weed to cope with the stress 
Gone were all the dreams he'd built up in his head
The thought of being a father filled him with dread
She was so happy at the thought of a baby 
But wary of him, whose life was now hazy 
For the next nine months she gained so much weight 
In fact so did he, drinking crate after crate
The day finally came when her waters broke 
As he drove her to the hospital, the poor lad had a stroke 
To their rescue came a patroling cop car 
Took her to delivery; and he. the ER 
On the stroke of midnight, there was  a mixture of blessings
As their baby was born, he passed from the stressing 
The girl was in tears, she was now a single mother 
Without the love of her life, that she loved like no other 
What a tragic end for a couple of teens 
All because the damn condom had split at the seams..