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Defeated Penis

Defeated Penis

You were the one
who....came silhouetting sexily
through a barely lit bedroom door,
cleavage on display
more suited for dark than day
with a look of desire
somewhere she set
this man on fire.
She spoke soft
just above a whisper
my eyes began to drink her in
all sights of her~beautiful
speaking in questions
I cannot help
but nervously answer her questions....with a question,
every move a signal and
without even a touch
Pinocchio's nose grows
another inch.
She asks, "Are you okay?"
"Much better now", I say.
Watching a tigress creep
on all fours
up from the bottom of my bed,
she spreads her legs
and parks her pussy in my lap
with an arch of her back
she bends forward rubbing
the biggest, sweetest breasts in my face.
She leans in pecking for lips
but I'm quick with the tongue
she sucks on my neck
little head stands full sung,
Man hands take over
to rule this girl
mouth suckles at nipples
fingers search for the pearl,
over groans of satisfaction
sucking sighs for lusty relief
I hear the cries from a child
complication,
Her face drops in disgust
my mouth a sarcastic smile,
I shout, "You got to be kidding me!" As she goes
to tend the baby.
Laying with this burden
my spirit climbing,
clawing at the walls
I know she's no longer in the mood
what has defeated my penis...
blue balls.
 

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Devon This is brilliant. Put a smile on my face 
I remember this scenario well :-) its not so funny at the time
Really enjoyed this 
Great write!
Best wishes Debs  
 
 

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Devon La Porte

Thanks Deb. I know it started out serious and got super sexy and I almost didn't want to add the humor lol. Thank you so much for reading.....glad I got a smile other than mine own. Love and peace to you.

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Rose Sho

Lol....you got me laughing on this....I love the twist...it was very serious that I got carried away only for it to turn out to be a comedy...I love it!

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Devon La Porte

Thats awesome! Thanks Rose. I'm ecstatic to hear this and that you appreciated what I was going for. I was turning myself on while writing lol and was so glad to get to the twist because I'm at work and it's not proper for a grown man to walk around with that kind of a situation lol. Much love and peace to you.

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