DENY ME THREE TIMES (OR MORE)

'I didn't hit you,' Johnny Depp said, take it as read,
now he's got ten million dollars, so it's been said,
'I didn't lie to you because everything was true,
why should I really believe all the crap that you do?'

'I wasn't drunk,' Johnny Depp said, your imaginations,
'I didn't shake the baby,' 'We don't have one,' no intentions,
'You socked me - look at the bruise, you're on booze,'
'Don't bring more accusations because you're going to lose.'

'I wasn't on drugs, 'Johnny Depp said, 'Don't take stuff,
'I really think that you're out of line and it's enough,'
'They're queuing outside court, saying I'm a wife-beater,'
'You were the one wacking after drinking half a litre.'

Wasting the court's time, perhaps a truce in the interim,
remember someone in the past once said: 'I don't know him.'