DESPAIR RING uninvited GUEST 

Despite countless factorial permutations
and combinations, this cyber surfer 
avails two alms
(one from alma mater, thee other

handily gifted from alma papa)
seeking succor asper sum er set Maugham 
mull eight mom mee whiz sic cure ring 
(via chemotherapy and radiation) human bondage, 

boot metastatic carcinoma snatched away 
futuristic pharmacological balms
so glad experienced being tethered 
in utero umbilical connection
and this brother smothered and overly mothered,
 
etched bromide, which hankering calms
embryonic sensation this corporeal being lacks 
constantly subjected to exams
from hard school of hard knocks

which i bewail sets back and gloms
mine aim to revel in blissful contentment
but circumstances decrees otherwise 
cursing this chap tubby haunted 

by veritable elfin grotto dwelling phantoms 
hovering over sweet clover dials a mirage
yes...iris sieve blurbs from gals and two guys 
that span the World Wide Web, and exude
premature ejaculatory ecstasy, puzzled if fie

totally tubularly trod a tedious trek 
along the boulevard of broken dreams
what happenstance oft finds thyself to flail
amidst difficulty to maximize 

optimal opportunities searching for Holy Grail
or whatever constitutes such lofty 
personal objective, perchance being hale
and hearty of body, mind and spirit 
spurs the furies of fate tut test this primate 

while he aims to gallop with mighty industrial
vim and vigor leaving a virtual soundcloud 
of dust, though mindfulness helps 
to pass go, and chance avoid jail

time, then maybe monopolized feedback offered 
to this toothless mwm quasi-vegetarian 
enjoying poetry stone soup, yet also subsisting 
on supplementary vitamin packed glue tin free 

NON GMO gluten free 
fruity tall tales for a male 
forty-two years shy 
sans Bing a centenarian, 
which span of life best cut short with a nail
(possibly nine inches) hammered into 
faux coffin, cuz this imp doth turn pale

at the prospect to fill up a space of land 
best utilized by birds - such as quail
Mongoose, or ibis (though aye n'er saw 
one), where cremated ashes sail

across some verdant plain under 
cerulean skies putting to rest every travail
which thoughts of dem eyes spells 
relief since homelessness - 

therein lied the rub
but dove vine intervention    
cooed not comb sooner
main impetus explaining this rambling spiel

(since completion a moot point 
since amazing grace smiled) 
the warp and woof ova gauzy veil

imperceptibly looms closer upon 
turrets of my digital sea faring gun whale
and thus desperation finds pleading salvation.

(since completion a moot point 
since amazing grace smiled) 
before mine danse macabre 
doppelganger draws dagger

punctured skein tight 
as a yank key notched belt
housed within mine impenetrable 
hermetically sealed invisible bubble
drapes with blackened 

Hades hued habiliment therein dwelt
sinister saboteur mastermind 
marauder of Hubble
piercing fiery ocular rift 
presence unseen but felt  

demands sacrifice once 
into bowels of Hades 
force at Devilled Pitchfork 
to traverse river Styx 
with unadulterated gelt,         
which known phantasmagorical double

diabolical self amidst aftermath 
from Armageddon rubble
astride charred global ruins 
entire civilization melt
planetary paroxysm 

prognosticated by Maya sages 
with 11th hour stubble
birthed Darth Vader nemesis   
evil upon earth he did pelt
annihilating mankind, 

the derelict species that fueled trouble
hence evil twin appointed 
apocalyptic malevolence spelt
desiccation, humiliation, and laceration
  
upon once verdant veldt
with mass crematorium desecration 
left horrific blistering welt.
Tan Sichuan Countdown 
to Homo sapiens extinction 

predicted millenniums in past
to occur December 21 
two thousand and twelve 

(that date elapsed without incident
but beware unexpected    
cataclysmic circumstance)
after con comma tinted common era,

whereby catastrophic spark 
detonating inferno incinerating blast
eradicating extant flora 
and fauna bereft sans hegira
with no means to interrupt the die 
since the dawn of civilization cast.

Impossible to escape 
ominously predetermined quaking
fate of human rat race
nor turn back hands of time 

with origin of species on clock face
thus ticking closer to hour of doomsday 
without faith to brace
allowing, enabling and 
provide Gaia to redeem terrestrial space

vestiges of teeming billions soon graced erased 
criminal minds without a trace
forcefully relinquishing simians 
planetary stranglehold amazing grace
proffering tabula rasa 
for another dominant species 
to claim the place.

Sirens promulgate emergency 
toward impending inescapable cataclysm,
yet no place to run or hide 
lest one boards rocket light-years away,

which makes suspense thrillers 
birthed by John Grisham
enviable plot to keep 
total Earths’ destruction at bay.

mice elf, a lifetime americaonline 
Meme bur hastens to convey dire
crisis sparking 
to offer electric nom de plume 
Harris40tude a papa who did sire

deux darling daughters, 
yet for ages hive stung 
with hurt early, whence fatherhood did fire
meow n childhoods' end fostering people

strangers fork get dish 
comb bob yule hated communication, 
per S0S sprinkled with awe shucks corny, 
Egret - letting opportunities 
take flight aspire,

now pleasures soft 
as gossamer feather bedding 
down play hardened 
angst riddled psyche, where ire

Ronny gully stubbornly thrives 
amidst adversity as father time spins gyre 
row scope at greased lightening speed, 
intimating with dead reckoning to hire
grim reaper, who whiz patient 

as Job, and exemplary at ridding mire
and muck bogs down this dada robbing 
existence with joie de vivre, where funeral pyre
doth flickr-beckoning GoDaddy, cuz 

Juno I haint gonna hear angelic choir
or equivalent enlightenment re: 
home sweet home, this atheist doggedly tire
so haim trying keep sea legs 
one step ahead of tipping point
envision self pitched into abyss - thus end of wire.
 
that unwelcome deathly still intruder 
tis thee demise of life i.e. known 
(among other names) as grim reaper
accompanied by ghost of 
John tootle loo Bankhead Magruder.