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Dinner

Dinner

I used your bones to make a nice broth

your eyeballs floated to the top and threw me off

filleted your meat and fried it in a pan

I hope you do not find it too bland

A fine gravy was made from your tongue

this new recipe is a challenging one

your fingers are battered and deep-fried with a flavorful dip

we got tired of just plain old chips

your toes are simmering in a sauce with liqueur 

perhaps the preparation may sound obscure

A nice chocolate sauce drizzled on top

would you like some coffee or maybe a pop

I enjoyed having you for dinner so much

maybe next time we will eat out and go Dutch

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Kimmy Alan

This poem is so romantic cannibal.  Imagine going out for a romantic dinner with Ed Gien.

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Lorna

i love this, well written, very funny, a little terrifying xx

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Byd0nz

Haha, this reminded me of the cannibal who said to his wife 'i hate your mothers guts' to which she replied,'well just eat up your vegies dear

Cheers'

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