Dinner

I used your bones to make a nice broth
your eyeballs floated to the top and threw me off
filleted your meat and fried it in a pan
I hope you do not find it too bland
A fine gravy was made from your tongue
this new recipe is a challenging one
your fingers are battered and deep-fried with a flavorful dip
we got tired of just plain old chips
your toes are simmering in a sauce with liqueur
perhaps the preparation may sound obscure
A nice chocolate sauce drizzled on top
would you like some coffee or maybe a pop
I enjoyed having you for dinner so much
maybe next time we will eat out and go Dutch
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This poem is so romantic cannibal. Imagine going out for a romantic dinner with Ed Gien.
i love this, well written, very funny, a little terrifying xx
Haha, this reminded me of the cannibal who said to his wife 'i hate your mothers guts' to which she replied,'well just eat up your vegies dear
Cheers'
great poem it makes me hungry