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Dirty Red Riding Hood.....!!

Dirty Red Riding Hood.....!!

The big bad wolf said to little red riding hood
"Take off your fucking blouse
I wanna give you're titties a suck
They're making me feel so aroused!"
"Piss off!" she replied, as she took off her panties
Whilst giving him a knowing look
"Get your god damn hairy ass over here
And eat me like it say's in the book".....

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BLOSSOM

My kind of humour Jason!  ... Maybe smutty but it is actually a very clever write lol!! :)x

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Jason Lee

Haha my humour too Mrs Gardiner, glad you enjoyed it X:)

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Jai Masters

Can I second! This left Jai smoking!

nice one Jason, 

best wishes Jai 

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Jason Lee

Best wishes to you too Jai, glad you enjoyed it pal :)

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Tina Moore

ahmmm  3 s's     short ,sharp.sexy  lol    and funny to think about .  great piece jason .  you keep us all on our toes lol   tina x 

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Jason Lee

Aww thanks Tina, much appreciated :)

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Stephen Weyant

i'll never think of red riding hood the same!!!

clever, in a dirty way!!!

thanks again Jason! im always looking for a new one from you!

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Jason Lee

Thanks Stephen, I won't be reading Little Red Riding Hood to any of my daughters for a while lol :)

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