dog tired this day - march 29th, 2018

no matter this dawg gone pup
took numerous one after another cat nap
his utterly fatigued
body electric still ragged

as if he went without sleep for a lifetime,
ensnared within a time warp,
espied that aggravating "aw SNAP"
(error code instead of a webpage

     indicating Chrome happens to be 
     experiencing problems loading)
or, simultaneously
caught in a narcoleptic parent trap

thus, while a burst of energy
temporarily doth prevail
(a priori which extreme fatigue
of body, mind and spirit -

more troublesome, and worse than -
getting crucified
with a rusty nine inch nail
alleviated with deep sleep finds

much more tiredness
than usual quotidian sleepiness
bruiting this male)
being imprisoned (for high

gram matt tick crimes
and misdemeanors) such as: comma, splices,
dangling a modifier, splitting an infinitive,
unnecessary parenthesis (), et cetera

which landed me punctually,
proverbially, and squarely
in the slaammed shut jail
fed thin gruel with grubs that didst flail
nauseating pluperfect revulsion
each time hide exhale

which, many hours long rests did restore
for a bit of time only for totally tubular
exhaustion to come roar
ring back leaving me tour
charred as if...i fought in every major war.