DONALD TRUMP MUST BE PERMANENTLY 

FURLOUGHED & BARRED FROM WHITEHOUSE

Ducks of former self proclaimed poobah
getting lined up as these words typed.

Poor sign,... I ham aghast, where 
pigheaded previous president concerned
at increasing mind numbing popularity

and looming ominous shadow 
witnessed by Donald Trump
(a poor loser who viciously
inexplicable resurgence against odds 
despite his opprobrious person,
hence aye aerate thoughts, 
how ass a nine his banal, demoniacal, 
egomaniacal, fanatical, 
guttural, hurtful, inimical 

culling frightening insight, 
where malicious, portentous, 
salacious, venomous Portuguese 
Man 'o War debacle
doth crowdsource, flickr, 
and indeed long foster 
my plenti full overactive imagination
to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness 

proportionate burst of haughtiness) 
while he doth stump
would animate mine rear 
i.e. rather noxious flatulence
 
expelled from outward doppelganger of rump
pull stilts skin cuz this chap 
haint noah fan, but wood vouchsafe 
tub be a jimmy neutron 
n spongebobsquarepants 
ark n saw wing enemy 
against da dull don dat does pump
swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego 

analogous to his body 
infected with severe case of mumps
that brazen denizen hurling 
and spewing volcanic fiery spittle 

with incense against others – 
to him mere lumps
of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself 
boasts as proof of favoritism, 
that enervating, endearing fawning, 
gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps
higher than expected, 
while he commits faux paws which bumps
his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses 
pandemonium toward gloating gump
shun from the uproarious. querulous 
and populous madding crowd.

Throughout relaunch of his campaign, 

banally, devilishly, and fiendishly
character assassinating 
those opposed to his views - 
inducing me to harrumph and dump faith 
in humanity, wondering what ruse
smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up 
while pacing in soft shoes  
woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render
(during 2020 race to White House) 
competitors to drop out in ones n twos
whom he purportedly considers apostates, 

and heathens cons heed 
Make America Great use
all manner of 
bullying, execrating, instigating
chaos, ferocious, insidious lies
determination, whose re: his occipital pupils
coalescing, hardening into searing 

grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers
forcibly silencing any jeers
when necessary 
plagiarizing neo Nazi playbook - 
with a "who cares"

attitude closing in on pinteresting 
for United States chess board foursquare, 
which deliberate intent 
to foment n wrought prostrate - 
music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears
defeating apprenticing contestants 

hearing sobbing tears 
with vitriolic violent bilious 
inducing jabs of his a will full spears 
reputations of personalities 
(men and women politicians 

his especial flavor of 
scathing, scandalous, scabrous sordidness 
spewed squeamishly 
to grab by the figurative crotch 
the hello kitty 2024 presidential election), 
whether liberal, conservative, 
heterosexual or queers
thus tis find this muddling middle aged mwm
garden variety and generic guy 
brandish, flourish, and nourish 
psychic fractal brittle shears.