Don't Do Drugs
If you ever try a drug
you'll have to steal a coffee mug
Just to make yourself a cup of joe
And if you ever smoke the crack
The giant dumpster-bin out back
will be the only place you have to go
And if you ever pop the pills
To seek and find some crazy thrills
I bet that you'll explode into the sky
And if you ever have the need
To roll the blunt and smoke the weed
I guess you'll have to be prepared to die
If you snort the crystal meth
You'll have to stay with Great Aunt Beth
Who makes you scrub the floorboards twice a week
And if you try to snort cocaine
You'll get a fried egg for a brain
And everyone will say that you're a freak
And children let us not forget
The drugs inside a cigarette
tobacco nicotine will kill you dead
And if you ever have the sex
A big tyrannosaurus rex
Will eat you before you climb out of bed
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Comments
Wow, was this a powerful - thought provoking poem. It takes the reader through all the possible drugs and drug addictions that followed.
Favorite part:
And if you ever have the need
To roll the blunt and smoke the weed
I guess you'll have to be prepared to die
Just wanted to add my thoughts as I use medical marijuana every day. While there will always be a stigma attached, I feel fortunate that I can honestly say I've never wanted to harm myself using marijuana, only when I was taking the pharmaceutical drugs to alleviate problems with bipolar one condition.
I liked how you described each drug to the possible outcomes.
Well done!