Don't eat this don't do that

Don't eat sugar 

Don't eat salt

Don't eat salt

watch the fat

All foods at fault

Don't drink wine 

Don't drink beer

Whatever you drink or eat

You'll live in fear

Whatever next Don't breath air

Omg don't wear tight underwear 

My advice is do as you please

One chance in life live at ease

Enjoy it as we only get  one shot 

Forget the advice 

Or you'll lose the plot