“Don’t get your Vicars in a twist” ??

Glares of stares from passersby glanced at me and I wondered why ?
Perhaps they got a whiff of my wonderful perfume 
Chanel’s madamoiselle 
tis such a fragrant floral bloom
Maybe’s they marvelled at the speediness of my stroll as I sprinted past the people with perfect control

Now I knew what it would be why I was drawing attention did I tell you I 
bought new blue running shoes, it could be those that I mention
Yet everyone that seen me gave me that curious look like I was the main character in a story book
Ah well “The cat can look at the Queen” haha I thought to myself as I was sprinting on the green

Well today I fancied a change of dress coz my shorts was on the washing line it could have well been that I guess
Such a pretty little summer frock linen white with green shamrock
Something stirred inside of me as I passed two Church of England vicars and then the mystery was solved one shouted “ Pardon me but your dress is tucked in your knickers” ?

So I hurried and  I tugged the back of my dress
Now I knew what all the fuss was
I guess I looked a mess
My cheeks was hanging out where they wern’t meant to be
I was giving everybody a right eyefull with everything to see
But I turned around from the two vicars incase there was something that they had missed 
And I said right off the cuff
“Don’t get your vicars in a twist”??